Fun With Lions at the Zoo
This is a video of a 400 pound lioness trying to eat a small child at the zoo. Even though there are several inches of glass between the lion and child, there’s still something very disconcerting about watching a lion “attack” a helpless child.
After watching that video, it’s not hard to imagine what would happen if you wandered into the enclosure, right? You’d have to be nuts to wander into the den of a caged lion or tiger or…

Apparently, the people Buenos Aires disagree. Just give the Lujan Zoo $50 and sign their waiver acknowledging the animal might eat you and you can spend some time with adult lions, tigers and bears.
If you’re lucky, you might even get a giant tiger to roll over on its back like my chocolate lab. If you’re unlucky, well, you probably had it coming.