February 5, 2011
The Only Super Bowl Preview You Need to Read
HINES WARD is a wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. You will notice him because he always seems to be smiling, even when he’s tackled. The joy this man gets from adrenaline and violence is so pure and awesome that if football didn’t exist, we’d have to invent it to prevent Hines Ward from breaking into zoos and biting polar bears in half.
From The Rumpus’s “Super Bowl Preview for People Who Don’t Know Football” (pretty good read for a football fan, too)
(via Kottke)
