Patrick Filler

At least not at Christmastime

This story of a man barricading himself in the Harrod’s Christmas light control room and spelling out naughty words is funny. The quote from the Gary, Indiana grandmother who witnessed it? Pure comedy gold.

“Honestly, I am disgusted, ” said Irene Rider, 59, from Gary, Indiana. “I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and pointed up to the lights – but you know what the lights said? They said f**k off. And that is not an appropriate message for a child. At least not at Christmastime.”